The Doctorine

Everything the faithful ask before they buy. Something we haven't answered? Head to Confession.

The Work

What am I actually buying? A high-quality print of my original artwork, either a hand-painted oil painting or a piece of my personal photography, reproduced on premium stock. Unless a listing says otherwise, you're buying a print, not the original.

Can I buy the original painting? Sometimes. Originals are one-of-a-kind and not always for sale. If you've fallen for a specific piece, ask me in Confession, and I'll tell you if it's available.

What size and paper are the prints? Most prints are 20 × 20 cm on 200 gsm glossy photo paper, unless the listing states different dimensions. Sizes are always noted on each product page.

Are they framed? No. All prints ship unframed so you can choose a frame that suits your wall (and keep shipping cheap). 

Do you take commissions? Yes. Get in touch via Confession with your idea and I'll let you know if I can take it on.

The Fine Print

Is any of the work NSFW? Yes, some of my photography and prints are provocative or explicitly adult. Anything spicy is intended for aults only, and it's all clearly in the relevant collections.

How can I pay? Apple Pay, Shop Pay, PayPal, and all major cards. 

How do I care for my print? Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from damp, and frame it behind glass to keep it pristine for years.

I have another question. Confess your sins (and your questions) via the Confession page, I read every message.